Oh, what a pity, Charley has gone. (Blows snotty tears into cardigan sleeve.) Oh, how I shall miss her! How I long to hear her clacking football-rattle gob again. And watch her gurn at mirrors, beholding her own ferrety reflection.
But alas, she is gone! Off she did trot in her little cavewoman's outfit. Trot trot trot - blow kiss - trot trot trot - gurn for cameras - pull cavewoman skirt over ass cheeks - rearrange weave - trot trot trot - into Davina's arms. Her best mate Davina, who says she is unique.
This year's Big Brother might be the most boring ever (Endermol giving themselves a little rest after all those year on year scandals no doubt) but Grace Dent still delivers the goods.
